A Google search on SSN would be misleading. You would end up in ‘Social Security Number’. I am talking about SSN College of Engineering, one among few colleges in chennai that concentrates on education rather than following marketing strategies to lure parents. Now that I have completed my course, I can’t help but miss my college life so much. Despite all the bulbs(a word from student’s argot) I got, my life at SSN is so memorable that I want to blog it. Before that, I want to digress and mention a few of the marketing strategies that many engineering schools in chennai follow and it is also the answer to the question “what SSN is not?”.
- Say that boys aren’t allowed to talk to girls; go to the extent of saying virginity guaranteed with a degree!!! — you got a bunch of happy parents lined up in a big ‘Q’.
- Say that students are treated strictly and discipline(staying away from the opposite sex and not wearing jeans are on top of the list) will be injected into them.
- Advertise that you have a spy team at all recreation zones to apprehend people who enjoy!(once a gang of my college students were inquired if they were from an X college, say Jey-pee-yaar.
- Say that we do everything for the students and we can guarantee a job placement(we use the money from you to bribe HR).
- Although it is not a part of the strategy, never talk about quality of faculty(phd purchased at the doomed university itself) and infrastructure beyond buildings, cafeteria, canteen, hostel, et cetera.
- Beautiful girls (for guys; not a serious one.. but some schools are better than the other :-)).
These are what I have heard and there are a lot which I don’t know. This is how engineering is marketed! SSN doesn’t do any of these. Although it screws you a bit, you will definitely be allowed to study and enjoy your life. Back to the story of how I got into SSN.
I enjoyed my twelfth standard to the core! Although, I was forced to attend maths tuition classes, I had a lot of time to roam around in my new bike, explore the computer(bought for educational purposes :P) and hang out with friends. Classes were fun filled with MSK debating with teachers on what they teach. I usually join the debate.
Only after model exams, I got really serious and if it hadn’t been for David, Kavin, Vijay and Satish(ASK), I would not have scored what I did. After my parents, it was David who kept me motivated all the time and sent annoying messages during the night to keep me awake. One such message, which I got on the morning of chemistry exam(3:00 A.M), was about decoding a cipher which would say something similar to “I am jobless”. Kavin was the one who tested me on chemistry over phone on the exam day morning without which I would have never known that I had forgotten all the organic chemistry equations and that I needed to revise. Vijay helped me learn (taught) the last chapter of chemistry. Satish, the one on the flat over my head, was constantly helping me after my abysmally low marks in X. Of course, my physics and maths teachers encouraged me a lot despite my low marks at school!
After doing the exams reasonably well, I was ready to prepare for Tamil Nadu Professional Entrance Exam. I had joined IIPE, a premier institute(although self proclaimed, it was good to study there) for entrance coaching. I thoroughly enjoyed all the classes and every night there was a discussion on what happened at IIPE at Kavin’s place.
This post is dedicated to all those who helped me in my XII(the most hyped examination of TN, after JEE). The rest in next!
A Google search on SSN would be misleading. You would end up in ‘Social Security Number’. I am talking about SSN College of Engineering, one among few colleges in chennai that concentrates on education rather than following marketing strategies to lure parents. Now that I have completed my course, I can’t help but miss my college life so much. Despite all the bulbs(a word from student’s argot) I got, my life at SSN is so memorable that I want to blog it. Before that, I want to digress and mention a few of the marketing strategies that many engineering schools in chennai follow and it is also the answer to the question “what SSN is not?”.
-> Say that boys aren’t allowed to talk to girls; go to the extent of saying virginity guaranteed with a degree!!! — you got a bunch of happy parents lined up in a big ‘Q’.
-> Say that students are treated strictly and discipline(staying away from the opposite sex and not wearing jeans are on top of the list) will be injected into them.
-> Advertise that you have a spy team at all recreation zones to apprehend people who enjoy!(once a gang of my college students were inquired if they were from an X college, say Jey-pee-yaar.
-> Say that we do everything for the students and we can guarantee a job placement(we use the money from you to bribe HR).
-> Although it is not a part of the strategy, never talk about quality of faculty(phd purchased at the doomed university itself) and infrastructure beyond buildings, cafeteria, canteen, hostel, et cetera.
-> Beautiful girls (for guys; not a serious one.. but some schools are better than the other :-)).
-> Promise undeserving high internals.
These are what I have heard and there are a lot which I don’t know. This is how engineering is marketed! SSN doesn’t do any of these. Although it screws you a bit, you will definitely be allowed to study and enjoy your life. Back to the story of how I got into SSN.
I enjoyed my twelfth standard to the core! Although, I was forced to attend maths tuition classes, I had a lot of time to roam around in my new bike, explore the computer(bought for educational purposes :P) and hang out with friends. Classes were fun filled with MSK debating with teachers on what they teach. I usually join the debate.
Only after model exams, I got really serious and if it hadn’t been for David, Kavin, Vijay and Satish(ASK), I would not have scored what I did. After my parents, it was David who kept me motivated all the time and sent annoying messages during the night to keep me awake. One such message, which I got on the morning of chemistry exam(3:00 A.M), was about decoding a cipher which would say something similar to “I am jobless”. Kavin was the one who tested me on chemistry over phone on the exam day morning without which I would have never known that I had forgotten all the organic chemistry equations and that I needed to revise. Vijay helped me learn (taught) the last chapter of chemistry. Satish, the one on the flat over my head, was constantly helping me after my abysmally low marks in X. Of course, my physics and maths teachers encouraged me a lot despite my low marks at school!
After doing the exams reasonably well, I was ready to prepare for Tamil Nadu Professional Entrance Exam. I had joined IIPE, a premier institute(although self proclaimed, it was good to study there) for entrance coaching. I thoroughly enjoyed all the classes and every night there was a discussion on what happened at IIPE at Kavin’s place.
This post is dedicated to all those who helped me in my XII(the most hyped examination of TN, after JEE). The rest in next!